What You Will Never Know About Me

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

Via djhfrotsfd

theatrefetish:

you know what upsets me

bunnies have tons of sex

like supposedly always humping right

but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

no

do we still think bunnies are cute af?

yes

do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

no

treat people like bunnies ok

this has been a psa

Via not all those who wander are lost

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

(Source: yousaytheydontcare)


Via not all those who wander are lost


sidnugget:

My favorite person



clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

Time to bring this back


fragilegifts:

Sometimes recovery is waking up early to write in coffee shops and practicing yoga and eating lots of fruit and chocolate and sometimes it’s staying in bed all day and hiding from the world until you can stop crying. All of this is okay. What’s important is that you take care of yourself no matter what kind of day you’re having.

Via Hey Everybody

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky



askbraeburned:

braeburned:

so sometimes I feel weird about drawing porn for money

but then i walk into my mom’s bakery and see her making penis cupcakes for a bachelorette party

i think making dicks runs in the family

every now and then i’ll remember this happened and get really happy


dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

Via French me you idiot.

fromthepagecandles:

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Via French me you idiot.

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