What You Will Never Know About Me


nikkisanjuan:

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1


Via welcome to the inner workings of my mind


akorrable:

i have been waiting for this post my entire life


candlesandair:

keladry:

my inability to cut straight with scissors will forever amaze me.

My inability to draw a straight line with a ruler will forever amaze me.

Via cheap shots and cheesy one liners

elisetheawesome:

kyoukokiriqiri:

why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

or ”the crimson horror”

Via backseat serenade*

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

Via backseat serenade*

(Source: fuer-immer-liebe)


mcnivens:

i might not be good at maths but i can read gay sex with a serious face

Via backseat serenade*

sacaswagea:

immergerd:

sacaswagea:

“if ur ready CUM and get it”

haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP

I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this.

is this real life

Via ill be your emmylou

wepartywithhardy:

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU ARE CRISTINA YANG


Via Dream On Little Dreamer



My sister’s boyfriend wrote on 150 ping pong balls  ” prom? ” and put them in her locker. She opened her locker and all the ping pong balls came out & he gave her a bouquet of flowers <333 promposal are so cute 

did he say “I finally got the balls to ask you to prom ?” because if he didn’t he’s doing it wrong.


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